"National Chocolate Covered Anything Day" should be a national holiday
Seeing as its National Chocolate Covered Anything Day, it gives us the perfect excuse to wonder away from that pre Christmas diet and shove our faces full of the delicious food (even though we will definitely eat way too much of it and feel sick afterwards).
It all begins with buying enough chocolate to feed a family of 5 while having the "I shouldn't, but I have to because its National Chocolate Covered Anything Day" argument in your mind
It then starts with just a nibble... and then just a little bit more
You're incredibly happy with your decision as you ponder how you ever lived without chocolate in your life
You proceed to smother everything edible in your kitchen with chocolate, 'cos after all, It's National Chocolate Covered Anything Day. Even if it is last nights mashed potatoes, you're positive it's going to taste amazing
It then spirals horribly out of control: you blackout, regain consciousness, and all the chocolate covered food is gone and all you can think is "What have I done?"
You then spend the rest of the night crying into your pillow cause you're so full, and wish there was no such thing as National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
But deep, deep down you know you don't mean it, and thank goodness that there is such a wonderful day in existence
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